bangun pagi dan dengar lagu 90's

adik aku ada strange affection dengan lady gaga. tori amos kata lady gaga macam shooting stars je. shine for a while then fade. tunggula bila lagi 30 40 tahun lagi nanti, ko nak ke bagi cucu ko dengar lagu lovegame, pastu, cucu ko yang berumur 5 tahun tanya kat ko " err, grandpa, what is " take a ride on your disco stick?"
ataupun zaman tu semua orang da educated, termasuk cucu ko yang educated in sex play.
yes.

bangun pagi dan dengar lagu apa-apa yang berkaitan dengan hidup ko. "why do you say you are spiritual yet you treat people like shit"

projek conteng dinding telah bermula.tunggulah bila da siap.. haha..maaf la hanya orang-orang yang jahat je boleh masuk bilik saya. yang alim saya tak jemput sebab nanti deorang ceramah saya. dont worry, saya tak lukis gambar porno.

esok saya balik. saya nak makan kentang banyak-banyak. ohhh..saya sungguh rindu dengan mok. mok lah adik saya yang paling baik kerana dia sentiasa lapar dan suruh saya masak. mok, i lup2 u.see ya this thursday!

balik ni saya akan jadi vegetarian murtad. saya mintak ampun kepada ayam-ayam semua, ikan-ikan dan daging.nanti mima saya marah if saya tak makan. dia kata, awak ni kenapa? cuba awak tengok gigi awak..kan tuhan da bagi gigi untuk makan daging.
okay2.. " i said, i haven't been eating chicken and meat or anything. you said,yes, you've been wearing leather. i laughed and said , we're at the top of the food chain and yes, you're still a fine woman. i cringed"

pegi hantar tesis. ahah..sungguh damn, kerana mereka telah membuat nama aku jadi "saidatul" sahaja dekat tepi hard cover tu. told you.
and aku wish lecturer aku " happy holiday" and you know what, she works sampai hujung tahun ni.sadis.aku je yang holiday. "how bout me enjoying the moment for once?"

jeans saya da terkoyak di celah kelengkang.ada method untuk repair? saya sayang la jeans tersebut. tapi berisiko nak pakai pegi mana-mana." please dont speak, you'll only lie"

if there's a war, i sleep with you before you get killed

saya nak cadangkan kepada jpj dan pdrm malaysia supaya tak yah saman orang yang suka potong kiri di atas highway dan sebaliknya tahan je mereka kat tepi highway selama beberapa jam.
mereka ni suka betul susahkan orang dan menyebabkan highway jam.hey you reckless driver!

detain saja tepi jalan selama 3-4 jam. saman people can pay kan...
next time kalau potong kiri lagi time tgh jammed, double up smpai 8 jam.

dan

saya nak suruh plus standardized lane touch n go dan segala yg prepaid punye method to the rightest lane di setiap tol.ok? ni x, mesti ada orang yang tersilap lane, lepas tu, sibuk ah nak tukar lane lain. lepas tu, jem...

lagi satu

tolong la letak sign board sebelum simpang or exit. apsal sengal sangat letak signoboard lepas simpang. ada sape2 boleh bagi tau logik?

privacy of sound

at the moment, i am currently living with people who does not know what is the meaning of :

1. do not disturb people with your super long +super loud ringtones for like 4 minutes plus when your phone rings, and you dont even want to pick it up just because you are sleeping. that is just shiznit k. ok, even if you are sleeping dead in the middle of the night, let us dont be stupid k.not every people is like you.

2. you just bang on the door when other people are sleeping. you turn on the lights just because you want to talk with your boyfriend on the phone. oh girl , please girl, stop being insensible like you dont have a sense of detecting that other people are disturbed by your selfish behaviour.

3. you bang on the door some more when you want to shut the door.do you have any idea what is the door knob is for? tell me. i am sleeping and when you bang on the door, you wake me up.do you understand what is sleeping disturbance?

4. you put your water bottles on the table so loud. you enter and bang on the toilet door. you bang the gayung in the bucket. what else? pathetic you needs all that just to show that you are existing?

5. you complained about disturbed sleep just because you are woken up by this and that sound. haha, lucky you la babe, pretty face with no sense wont get you pretty.

6. you drag that plastic chair on the floor and making a very loud sound of the dragged plastic chair. hey , tau tak apa maksud angkat kerusi supaya tak berbunyi?
not like kerusi plastik tu heavy nak mati k. shiznit stupid. use your brain.

7.you talk loudly on the phone, or with your so-called similar unmannered friends when i am sleeping. oh, damn u. and you laugh out loud. shut up.

8. please turn on your phone to silent mode when you are praying. ni tengah sibuk solat itu ini, ringtone lady gaga macam xleh blah sampai la ko abis solat.macam cara pulak kan.

ok like shiznit la all these people. i dont care la if you think you are one hot beautiful lady with your thick make up on, but when you have an absolute no manner (i-need-to-make-sound-everytime-i-do-this-and-that), i think you are just plain insensible.

i dont need to hear your super long ringtones for 13 times with each is like 4 minutes long, because you didnt pick up the phone, because you are too lazy and rather pretend like you are sleeping sound at 3 am in the morning. eh girl, aku tengah tido. do you understand me?

aku ni kasar la jugak, tapi sekasar-kasar aku, my dad raised me not to bang on the door. he always tell me, hey, 10 times you bang on the door loudly, the wall will crack. what, do you want this house to collapse?

bengang ok.

5th observation

bleurgh, macam tak bertuah pulak kan lagu pink floyd- another brick in the wall part II.shiznit, ia telah mempengaruhi markah pencerapan aku(yes, aku trainee teacher).
haha..guru pembimbing aku cakap aku kelam kabut mengajar.haa..tu la, hey teacher, leave them kids alone!.
bukan emo ke ape, tapi mengenang nasib yang tak seberapa. i mean 1st observation, i scored 80, 2nd i scored 89, 3rd and 4th confidential sebab lecturer aku tak bitau. tapi dia puji aku guru yang berkaliber(ok, ni siryes masuk lif tekan sendiri). but for the 5th time, gila banyak negative comments, ok aku salahkan lagu pink floyd sebab telah mempengaruhi kehidupan aku sebagai guru pelatih.

at this point, memang aku regret upacara mengajar kelam kabut aku, tapi kena topup this tuesday,so that i can cover the marks ive lost. sila sokong saya sebagai guru kimia anda yang berpengaruh. saya berjanji saya takkan jadi guru stereotaip. saya seorang yang chill. (ayat-ayat menenangkan diri sendiri).

lupa lak, this week is gonna be my last week in school. i hope, i would end it beautifully, 3 months as a trainee teacher, banyak yang i went through, especially how to tackle budak-budak nakal in school. i mean, hey, let us be friends, chill ok?

sume orang sila chill.jangan marah-marah. if rasa nak marah, banyakkan berzikir ke jalan yang benar, dan bertaichi. ok, tarik nafas.....hembus( do this)

::obviously, being a teacher, there's a lot of things to think, and if you are lazy to think, i think you are just a hopeless teacher, please leave the profession, haha..emo! saya benci cikgu malas dan tak inovatif::

stella duce : some random photos

welcome to the eggie association. the eggs love you, and you love the eggs too.

di dalam kelas, mereka juga jamming walaupun ada h1n1

pelajar tingkatan tiga saya sedang berjudi dan membuat latihan pendidikan moral di dalam kelas walaupun ada h1n1, mereka chill saja.


pokok pisang rebonding di sebelah bangunan rumah saya

a month of being a teacher

i can chill but how about you?

i can deal with a manual washing machine, but can you do your laundry by hand?

i can deal with not drinking plain water for half day straight, but can you hold your burning fire with 15 year old kindergarten students who keeps combing their rebonded hair when you are asking about the meaning of democracy?

i can deal with tripping over the lab stage and laugh with the girls, but can you deal with the feeling of "i wanted to throw the shoes into your face, can i?"

i can deal with eating unappreciated food every single lunch and dinner, but can you walk straight not eating, marathonly playing over time?

i can deal it cool, when they say " do you have a boyfriend, teacher? you are beautiful, you cannot cant have a boyfriend". or " teacher, do you have a facebook account, can i add you?". hey, jangan sibuk-sibuk urusan orang dewasa k. facebook untuk orang dewasa je.

i can deal when they say, "teacher, your kasut is so smart la, cantik. where did you buy the shoes?" and you frankly tell the place, and they replied back " oh yeah, yang 70%off tu kan teacher?". you know, that makes me wanna hoard more and more shoes k.

im broke at the moment, but still i wanna eat good.

pantun dua kerat

if only night were day,
i want nasi briyani k